Sup’s Sporadic Spewage of Syllables

In fact, screw the politeness. It doesn’t suck. Suck was years ago. It’s freakin’ shit. Pure raw shit. Humanity’s creativity has been going down the drain for years and nobody cares. This applies to everything, but I wanna keep it brief, so I’ll take it out on TV. The new trend with TV seems to rehash everything old and washed away that’s been done to death, but… sprinkle it with DRAMA! It’s like they’re trying to shove reality shows into everything. It sucks. Heroes? Superheroes with drama! Simpsons? Comedy with drama! Shark? Lawyers with drama!

Oh, and that’s another thing. These days it’s all about crime. Let’s take every single job vaguely related with crime, and completely make them take over everyone else in a completely non-sensical manner. You have policemen, detectives, lawyers, investigators, negotiators, security personnel, antropologists… solve a crime all on their own. Oh, and don’t forget: sprinkle it with drama!

Dear FOX Portugal, the following shows suck:
- Bones
- Close to Home
- Cold Case
- Desperate Housewives
- E-Ring
- Heroes
- Invasion
- John Doe
- King of the Hill
- Law & Order
- Lost
- O.C.
- Reunion
- Shark
- Six Feet Under
- Standoff
- Surface
- The Dead Zone
- The Unit
- Tru Calling
(…)

Also, you suck for killing the following shows:
- Futurama
- Simpsons

Seriously, I’m fed up with your second-ass crime shows that just keep coming and coming which are basically some lame-ass person who is an asshat single-handedly solving crimes and bossing people around while still dealing with the ever-constant menace of family/love/friend/etc. drama! And the crimes are just more and more fucked up! They’re pratically a milimeter away from pedophilism. And in the meantime, the one funny crime show you’ve put on, Boston Legal, gets tossed away to some crazy AM schedule!

Also, Lost, WTF. Seriously, WTF.

Dear Cartoon Network, the following shows suck:
- Ben 10
- Class of 3000
- Juniper Lee
- King Arthur’s Disasters
- Robotboy

Also, you suck for killing the following shows:
- Courage the Cowardly Dog
- Dexter’s Laboratory
- Ed, Edd and Eddy
- Johnny Bravo
- Samurai Jack
(…)

Quit giving us more new shit cartoons with more new shit episodes when perfectly good shows keep getting canned or turned into shit. Quit kicking off the few good directors you have left just because Shitty McBarfPants will do a cheaper job!

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